they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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