Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I have post one night stand depression
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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