Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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