lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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