my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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