I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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