The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
All I want is dick and wine.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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