i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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