Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You are a genius and a whore.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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