I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i need some magic done to my vagina
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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