What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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