ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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