we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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