My brain says no but my pants say off.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
