Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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