What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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