You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
