I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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go home
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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