It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.