How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.