now i know why i became what i already was.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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