so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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