I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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