like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
