yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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