I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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