you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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