Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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