So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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