I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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