Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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