plz talk dirty to me
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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