I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
