you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
