Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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