someone get that fucking seahorse.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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