Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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