Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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