What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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