so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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