Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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