Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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