Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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