Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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