I'm really into asian looking animals
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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