And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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