Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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