And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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