I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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