I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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