I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
