Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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