How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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