my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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