He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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