And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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